Contacts

The Henron Coop
1400 Smith Street
Henron Henhouse, TX 77002
(713) HEN-EGGS (436-3447)

Note: Please remove all recording devices before entering the premises.

PUBLIC RELATIONS (PRESS COOP)

For media inquiries, crisis management requests, or to schedule an interview with our executives (while they're still available):

Henron Corp.
Public Roosting Department
P.O. Box 1188, Suite 4712
Henron Henhouse, TX 77251-1188
(713) 853-5670

Our PR team specializes in making fraud look like innovation.

INVESTOR RELATIONS (INVESTOR ROOST)

For egg-ings reports, financial information, or questions about why your retirement account is now worthless:

Henron Corp.
Investor Roost Department
P.O. Box 1188, Suite 4926B
Henron Henhouse, TX 77251-1188
(713) 853-3956
1-254-HEN-RON (436-766)

Analysts who ask difficult questions will be banned from conference calls.

SHAREHOLDER SERVICES

For stock certificates, dividend reinvestment (not recommended), or to cry about your losses:

DirectSERVICE Program for Shareholders of Henron Corp.
c/o First Chicken Trust Company of New York
P.O. Box 2500
Jersey City, NJ 08303-2500
(201) 324-1225
Shareholders: (800) 519-3111
Non-Shareholders (smart people): (800) 662-7662

See also shareholder information from the most recent annual roost report.

ETHICS HOTLINE

[TEMPORARILY DISCONNECTED FOR MAINTENANCE]

Our Ethics Hotline is currently unavailable. Employees with concerns about accounting irregularities are encouraged to discuss them with their immediate supervisor, who will then reassign them to a smaller office.

"We take ethics very seriously at Henron. That's why we don't have a working ethics hotline."

CORPORATE RESPONSIBILITY

For questions about Henron's commitment to free-range practices, environmental sustainability, or our extensive charitable donations to politicians:

[email protected]

EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES

Please note that Henron's corporate practice regarding resumes limits us to processing only those that are submitted in response to actual posted positions (or employees we need to replace after quarterly rankings).

The Work at the Coop section provides a listing of open jobs and instructions on how to submit a resume.

Henron is an Equal Opportunity employer. All poultry welcome. Bottom 15% sent to market quarterly.

OUR AUDITOR

Arthur Anderhen LLP
(Currently very busy shredding)
1301 McKinney, Suite 3100
Henron Henhouse, TX 77010

If you need to reach our auditors, please leave a message. They'll get back to you once they've finished destroying... we mean, organizing... the files.

WEBSITE

www.henron.co

Henron Corporation: Because the only thing better than laying eggs is counting eggs you'll never lay.