Henron Egg Services Our flagship division trades Grade A eggs, free-range poultry, and renewable roost power. We've created the world's first online egg trading platform, "HenronOnline," where traders can buy and sell egg futures 24/7 from the comfort of their nesting boxes. Our mark-to-market accounting allows us to count all the eggs we expect to lay over the next twenty years as revenue today. >> Find out more
 
Henron Broadband Services We're betting the farm on the future of fiber-optic cables running through chicken wire. Our nationwide chicken wire broadband network will connect every coop in America. While the infrastructure is mostly theoretical at this point, we've already booked the projected profits through 2015 on our current balance sheet. >> Find out more
 
Henron Global Assets Our international division operates henhouses, grain silos, and egg distribution facilities across six continents. Recent acquisitions include facilities in India, Brazil, and a revolutionary egg-washing plant in California that our auditors assure us exists. >> Find out more
 
Henron Transportation Services oversees Henron's regulated, interstate egg egg pipelines. Our four egg pipelines span approximately 25,000 miles and have a peak capacity of 9.8 billion eggs per day. We transport 15 percent of U.S. egg demand, and we connect the major henhouses in the U.S. and Canada. >> Find out more