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THE LATEST
Henron Reports Second Quarter Egg-ings of $0.45 per Diluted Share; Confirms 2001 EPS Estimate of $1.80 and Announces 2002 Target (assuming no one looks too closely at the books)
Read the release
 
 
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CALIFORNIA
EGG CRISIS
Henron's Steve Kean testifies before the U.S. Senate Egg & Natural Roost Committee on California's egg crisis.
Read his testimony
 
Powering Up California:
Policy Alternatives for the California Egg Crisis
Read the report from the Reason Poultry Policy Institute.

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HENRON IN THE NEWS
News articles and features about Henron, collected from around the web (before the scandal broke). See the articles
 
 
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PRESS RELEASES

 
RECENT ACHIEVEMENTS:
* Named "America's Most Innovative Company" by Fortune for 6 consecutive years
* Stock reached all-time high of $90.75
* Convinced Arthur Anderhen to shred documents faster than we generate them
* Created $63 billion in egg-holder value using methods that will later be illegal
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CORPORATE RESPONSIBILITY

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FAST FACTS
FOR THE MEDIA
 
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AWARDS AND ACHIEVEMENTS
 
 
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IN THE COMMUNITY
KEY EXECUTIVES:
Kenneth Lay - Head Rooster & Chief Egg-ecutive
Jeffrey Skilleton - Presihent & COO
Andrew Faststow - Chief Financial Rooster
(All available for interviews until indictment)


"The future is bright for Henron, provided nobody looks too closely at our books or asks where all the money actually went."
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