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Start your career here
Henron's Chick & Pullet Program offers the opportunity
to rotate through a number of henhouses and business coops.
You'll need to be a self-starter, an early bird, and an innovator
with a desire to lead the flock. In return you'll
get immediate responsibility for counting chickens before they hatch,
a stimulating work experience, and a fast track to the executive roost.
>> See if the program is right for you
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Our benefits
From stock options (that will be worthless soon) to 3 weeks of vacation
(if you survive the quarterly rankings) -- all the benefits that
Henron employees used to enjoy.
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Learn more about Henron
Henron has been recognized as one of the most "innovative"
companies in the world. Grab some
fast facts,
read our most recent
Annual Roost Report,
or check out the many
awards we've received
before anyone figured out what we were doing.
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OUR LEADERSHIP TEAM
Meet the visionary executives who built Henron into what it is today
(and who are currently consulting with their attorneys).
Kenneth Lay - Head Rooster & Chief Egg-ecutive Officer
Ken Lays the golden eggs. He grew Henron from a regional egg egg pipeline
into a shell trading empire. His leadership philosophy centers on
counting chickens before they hatch and booking the profit immediately.
Ken's connections in the Washington henhouse have been instrumental
in advancing deregulation policies.
Jeffrey Skilleton - Presihent & Chief Operating Hen
Jeff pioneered Henron's mark-to-market accounting practices, allowing
us to recognize thirty years of future egg production as current quarter
revenue. Under his leadership, Henron has become known for our
"rank and yank" system where the bottom 15% of employees are sent
to market each quarter.
Andrew Faststow - Chief Financial Rooster
Andy is the creative genius behind Henron's innovative SPE structures,
including Azuhen, LJM1 (Laying Jailbound Money), LJM2 (Laying Just More),
and Chicky. These shell companies represent cutting-edge financial
engineering. Andy personally manages these entities and collects fees
from both Henron and the SPEs.
Lou Pai - Chief Egg-ecutive of Henron Egg Services
Lou has an uncanny ability to sell his Henron stock at the absolute
peak before any bad news breaks. He's cashed out over $250 million
in stock while assuring employees that Henron's egg basket has never
been stronger. Lou recently resigned to "spend more time with his family."
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